Ways to spot a woman in agriculture on a night out


Chat-up lines such as "Do ya have road frontage?"

Ways to spot a woman in agriculture on a night out

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Chat-up lines such as "Do ya have road frontage?"

  • Chat-up lines – “Do you have road frontage?”

  • Dancing style – She is an avid jiving fan!

  • Singing – She has a soft spot for farming-themed songs and belts out all the words

  • Transport – She travels in style in a jeep, tractor or livestock lorry

  • Hands – She may have cattle lot numbers on her hands from being at the mart earlier that day!

  • Attire – She may wear a chequered blouse or a machinery jacket with chelsea boots

  • Conversations – She can be found talking about mart and factory prices

  • Groups – Can often be found in the centre of a group of fellow farmers

Post your suggestions in the ‘comments’ section or email – catherina@thatsfarming.com

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