Ways you can tell you’re dating a farmer


Holiday season is spent in the silage field; you receive a lamb or calf for your birthday and you often go to the mart on a date.

Ways you can tell you’re dating a farmer

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  • 4 mths ago

Holiday season is spent in the silage field; you receive a lamb or calf for your birthday and you often go to the mart on a date.

  1. You may be gifted a lamb or calf for your birthday.
You can kiss your designer brands goodbye!

2. You have several dates at the mart.

Sure you have to introduce himself/herself to your crew at some stage!
  1. You become a regular tractor passenger.
They are designed for the best dates! Would you agree?
  1. Cattle force you to cancel or postpone your weekends away.
Livestock love to cause a stir, between calving and breaking out on the road.
  1. The holiday season is spent in the silage field.
Sure the cattle can’t starve for the winter.
  1. You’re forced to understand farmer lingo.
‘Beastings’ and ‘a stone wall rob’ to name but a few!
  1. You get roped into farming duties.
Including calf feeding and herding!
  1. You become accustomed to the smell of silage; livestock and slurry.
But you admit they will never replace your favourite best-selling fragrances.
  1. You’ve been warned not to wear colourful clothes or wellies when farming.
Because within 30-seconds of being on the farm, they will get destroyed.
  1. The use of profanities during herd confirms your lover’s adoration for you.

This one definitely has the ability to cause a small fry.

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