You become an auctioneer on a night out when you have had a few too many...
- You never miss a mart sale;
- Your hands are covered in random lot numbers;
- Your life revolves around mart sales;
- You become an auctioneer on a night out when you have had a few too many;
- You are in tune with trade;
- You have a special quilted jacket and chelsea boots just for mart sales;
- You have a designated spot around the ring;
- You carry a pen and cheque-book at all times;
- You’re no stranger to expressions such as ‘stan on’, ‘on the bridge’ and ‘a pony’.