Inside the mind of a bull


"Just because they are moving field doesn’t mean I’m going with them."

Inside the mind of a bull

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"Just because they are moving field doesn’t mean I’m going with them."

Often the forgotten animal on many farms, as he only earns his keep for a few weeks in the summer.

We must remember, bulls are cattle too and deserve the same level of respect and consideration.

For that reason, let's take a look inside the mind of a bull, to see how he's really feeling.

  • January: "The boredom is killing me";

  • February: "I can almost smell the summer";

  • March: "Is it time to go yet?";

  • April: "Would you mind if I knocked that wire?";

  • May: "Why is that guy doing my job?";

  • June: "Right ladies, who is up first?";

  • July: "Jesus, I’m wrecked";

  • August: "Just because they are moving field doesn’t mean I’m going with them";

  • September: "The bachelor pad looks different";

  • October: "I’m getting hungry";

  • November: "Bad enough that you’re putting me inside, you want to dose me as well?";

  • December: "Ah well, at least it’s dry."

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