You should not date a farmer if…


You can’t handle a change of plan, you don’t like going to the mart and you don’t appreciate the smell of slurry or freshly cut silage.

You should not date a farmer if…

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  • 3 mths ago

You can’t handle a change of plan, you don’t like going to the mart and you don’t appreciate the smell of slurry or freshly cut silage.

  • You do not appreciate the smell of slurry or freshly cut silage

  • You are not willing to accept a farmer’s lifestyle

  • You do not like going to the mart

  • You want to be punctual

  • You cannot handle a change of plan

  • You’re not an animal lover

  • You don’t like travelling in the tractor or a pick-up

  • You cannot accept the smell of livestock

  • You want to go away every weekend

  • You don’t understand that the farm is the priority

  • You cannot accept that you may not see him/her during the calving, lambing or silage season

  • You are impatient

  • You are not flexible when it comes to schedules

  • You will not block a gap when herding

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