Ways to spot a farmer on a night out!


“Have you road frontage?”

Ways to spot a farmer on a night out!

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  • 2 mths ago

“Have you road frontage?”

  • The attire – the ‘tang shoes’ and chequered shirt

  • The accent – “Cattle were a rob at the mart today”

  • Chat-up lines – “Have you road frontage?”

  • Dancing style – Many farmers are keen jivers!

  • Transport – A jeep, tractor or livestock lorry!

  • ‘Farm hands’ – Some may have a leathery toughness on the skins of their hands due to their farm work.

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