10 Excuses that farmers use


‘I’ve to go to the mart; I’ve a cow calving; the sheep broke out on the road & I got stuck behind a tractor’ – Read more here.

10 Excuses that farmers use

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  • 6 mths ago

‘I’ve to go to the mart; I’ve a cow calving; the sheep broke out on the road & I got stuck behind a tractor’ – Read more here.

Below are common excuses that farmers use when they are late for or don’t attend an event in the form of a family gathering or meeting!

  1. ‘Sorry, I can’t I’ve to go to the mart!’
  2. ‘Sorry, I can’t I have a cow calving’.
  3. ‘The sheep are after breaking out on the road!’
  4. ‘I was stuck behind a double-decker and got caught in a two-hour queue at the factory’.
  5. ‘The heifers pulled the wire down and jumped across the ditch to the neighbour’s bull.’
  6. ‘I got stuck behind a tractor; he held the queue up for 3-hours.’
  7. ‘I had to wait for the vet to come – he got caught up in an emergency caesarean section.’
  8. ‘I met him on the road there and he spotted for a chat – it’s been I’ve ten years since we last had a chat.
  9. ‘I had to wait for the neighbour’s 200-strong dairy herd to walk over 1-mile – and there was no point even making an attempt to overtake them.’
  10. ‘I have to wait for the A.I. technician – he said he would be here over 5-hours ago!

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