6 Ways you can tell you’re a butcher


You know every cut like the back of your hand; you’re not afraid to embrace your creative side and your customers arrive 5-minutes before closing time.

6 Ways you can tell you’re a butcher

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You know every cut like the back of your hand; you’re not afraid to embrace your creative side and your customers arrive 5-minutes before closing time.

You know every cut like the back of your hand; you’re not afraid to embrace your creative side and your customers arrive 5-minutes before closing time.

  1. You know every cut of meat like the back of your hand.

-Flank; brisket; chuck; and blade - you name them.

  1. You’re a celebrity in your area!

‘The butcher there in the square in town’ - one such example!

  1. You know the usual/regular orders off by heart.

Every business has that one customer that places the same order on every occasion that they arrive in the shop.

  1. You are not afraid to embrace your creativity which means that you’re always keen to trial new products.

Peppers; onions and garlic are thrown into the mix along with your usual meats in a bid to expand your quirky product range.

  1. Your customers usually arrive five minutes before closing time.

Sure isn’t it always the case?

  1. You know your customer base very well.

You hear all the gossip including births; marriages; feuds ect.

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