Eyebrow piercings are optional but encouraged.
Tractor drivers have a number of features that set them apart from the rest.
- They sleep with their earpiece in;
- Their cover photo is their favourite tractor;
- They own at least one piece of Grassmen merchandise;
- They are blind to gateposts and pillars;
- Every other tractor driver on the road gets the ‘salute’ (We don’t even need to describe it, you all know what it is);
- They have taken at least one video of them driving a tractor;
- Eyebrow piercings are optional but encouraged;
- They are never seen in a pair of wellies, boots only;
- They have never been on a summer holiday, no time for that;
- Silage tunes blaring in the cab at all times.