- Your mam came from farming stock
The marks of the wellies were there!
- She’s a great judge of an animal
Well that goes without saying
- She is fond of the holy water
She’s been known to bless the calves or weanlings before they go for sale
- Despite working on the farm all day she always scrubs up very well for a night out
Every farm mammy is a good looker!
- She tells your da how to farm properly all the time
He doesn’t like it but she’s usually right!
- She always made sure you had the latest clothes and new farm boots too
She’s a great one for that
- She dresses your father
Sure he hasn’t bought himself clothes in years
- She owns some of the land herself
It’s in her name and its staying in her name!
- She has a prize heifer for herself
That goes without saying!