10 ways you can tell, Farmers don't give a Sh*t!


On this weeks "10 ways you can tell" we give 10 ways to tell they really don't give two 'fecks'!

10 ways you can tell, Farmers don't give a Sh*t!

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On this weeks "10 ways you can tell" we give 10 ways to tell they really don't give two 'fecks'!

1) They will literally wear whatever they want, wherever they want. Not a care in the world? fashion?whats that?


2) They don't give a damn if they smell, even if you do.


3) They will be covered head to toe in poo, and still go out to a pub or go to mass, dragging muck everywhere as they do.


4) They'll land to anyones house and call in for 'tae', no matter the time of night!


5) Stubborn, "Stubborn? I'm not stubborn, your stubborn!".


6) A fry up is had almost everyday of the week, Nobody shall try or will ever succeed in stopping that.


7) They'll take on any cow or bull or animal in a game of chicken, and usually win!


8) They'll wrestle any foal/calf/sheep/pig or animal, and again they win!


9) They never let an animal get one over them, "i'll get ya back ya pr*ck".


10) They'll always barter on prices, even if it's with the priest over mass donations! "Your as well chance your arm anyway".


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