- Farmers always smell nice!
Silage & manure make great 'perfume'.
- They work set hours!
Your typical 9-5!
- Holidays are always possible.
A summer holiday in the middle of May/ June (peak silage season) sounds possible!
- They also arrive in from the mart happy!
Sure what could go wrong?
- Everything always goes to plan for farmers!
The opposite is true some may claim!
- Farmers spend all day indoors!
In the shed more like!
- Farmers are always clean and dressed-up to the nines.